Monday, May 2, 2011

The Cage

Bothered by nighttime thrashing? Nocturnal activity troubling your spouse? Try the cage! Updated from older, more institutional models, the Cage is made from fine, hard woods with brass hardware. It comes with a lifetime guarantee... As long as you live, the Cage will protect you from injury during those nighttime spells. Custom fitted to your height and weight, the Cage offers you a peaceful, protected, comfortable night's sleep. In the Czech Republic, patients are routinely housed in "caged beds" as a means of keeping them from walking around and getting under foot. Please...understand that this is a little bit of sarcasm on my part. I just get sick of the things people do to try to "help" we disabled... Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...

A Scent of Angels: Falling into a Tonic Clonic Seizure

First, comes the scent---the Angels are present. Next comes the fall, and I feel a brushing of wings, growing stronger, more intense until ...